Egg or Chicken? Egg.

Arnold Newman, WOODY ALLEN, New York, 1996 - Photo Arnold Newman ©

I thought of that old joke, a guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken!"
And the doctor says, "Why don't you turn him in?"
And the guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs."

Well, I guess that's pretty much how I feel about relationships, they're totally irrational and crazy and absurd but I guess we keep going through it because most of need the eggs.
Woody Allen