I'm Fallin' Apart Here

Dustin Hoffman & Jon Voight

Ratso Rizzo:
Here I am, goin' to Florida, my leg hurts, my butt hurts, my chest hurts, my face hurts, and like that ain't enough, I gotta pee all over myself.

[Joe Buck laughs]

Ratso Rizzo:
That's funny? I'm fallin' apart here!

Joe Buck:
It's just - Know what happened? You just took a little rest stop that wasn't on the schedule!

Midnight Cowbay, James Herlily, Waldo Salt