This is why men cry

The game was to quote a line that could get you to cry in the fewest lines - On their honeymoon Marilyn Monroe had gone off on a USA tour and came back and said to Joe DiMaggio, “There was a hundred thousand people there and they were all cheering and clapping – you’ve never seen anything like it!” “Yes I have” DiMaggio said, “Yes I have!” Three words and you cried.
James Salter